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Simply Crafted Minne-Apple Seltzer
Category: Dessert Beverage | Seasonal Comfort | Full-Spectrum Relax
 
The Quick Vibe
The "Autumn in a Can." Our Minne-Apple Crumble Craft Soda is more than a drink—it’s a homecoming. Imagine the warmth of a freshly baked apple crumble, kissed with a hint of cinnamon and the crisp spark of orchard-fresh cider. This isn't just a soda; it's an elevated dessert experience designed for cozy fireside evenings or crisp afternoons in Northeast Minneapolis. If you want a "liquid hug" that actually delivers, this is the one.
 
The Cheat Code
  • The Orchard Profile: We’ve captured the perfect symphony of tart apple and sweet, buttery crumble. It’s comforting, nostalgic, and deep, with just enough cinnamon to keep things interesting.
  • Balanced Harmony: Each 12oz can is infused with a precise blend of 10mg THC and 5mg CBD. This specific ratio is designed to provide a serene journey toward relaxation and euphoria, balanced by the CBD to keep the "vibes" smooth and grounded.
  • No Junk, Just Funk: Crafted for the ingredient-conscious. We’ve completely removed the high fructose corn syrup, opting for a cleaner sweetness that lets the natural apple cider profile shine.
  • Full-Spectrum Experience: By using full-spectrum hemp-derived extract, we preserve the "Entourage Effect," ensuring you get the most out of every terpene and cannabinoid for a more immersive sense of comfort.
  • Minneapolis Tradition: Named in honor of the "Minne-Apple," this soda is a tribute to the flavor and innovation coming out of the Midwest's thriving cannabis scene.
 
Feature & Detail Table
Feature
Detail
THC Per Serving
5mg (10mg per 12oz can)
CBD Per Serving
2.5mg (5mg per 12oz can)
Sugar Profile
No High Fructose Corn Syrup
Total Count
4 Cans per pack
Total Potency
40mg THC / 20mg CBD total
Primary Effect
Serene Relaxation, Euphoria, Comfort
Dietary Profile
Vegan-Friendly & Full Spectrum
 
How to Use
  • The Fireside Companion: Perfect for a chilly Minnesota night. Pour it into a glass and enjoy the aromatic cinnamon notes as you unwind.
  • The Elevated Dessert: Serve it alongside a warm slice of pie or a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream to take your "treat yourself" moment to the next level.
  • Storage: Best enjoyed chilled to preserve the effervescence and the delicate apple-cinnamon balance. Store in a cool, dark place.
 
2026 MN Compliance (M.S. § 342.63)
  • Age: 21+ Only. ID verified at purchase.
  • Warning: Intoxicating effects. Do not drive or operate machinery.
  • Safety: Tamper-evident packaging. Keep away from kids/pets.
  • MN Poison Control: 1-800-222-1222.
  • MN OCM License: #LPDIS-L25-000020.

Minne-Apple Crumble THC Seltzers | 4 pack

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Why Choose Us?

Your Trusted Partner in the North Star State. Since 2019, Simply Crafted has been at the forefront of the Minnesota cannabis movement. We aren’t a national conglomerate; we are a locally-owned Northeast Minneapolis brand dedicated to the science of the plant and the well-being of our community. As proud members of the National Hemp Association and the Hemp Industries Association, we set the standard for transparency, ethics, and quality.

Lab-Tested for Absolute Purity

Safety isn’t a suggestion; it’s our foundation. Every gummy, flower, and tincture we offer is sourced from sustainable U.S. farms and undergoes rigorous third-party ISO-certified lab testing. We screen for heavy metals, solvents, and pesticides to ensure that what you put in your body is clean, safe, and 100% compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill and Minnesota’s 2026 OCM regulations. [View Our Latest Lab Reports]

Award-Winning Craftmanship

We don’t just make edibles; we win awards for them. As the Legacy Cup winner for Best Chocolate, we pride ourselves on the intersection of gourmet flavor and precise cannabinoid infusion. From our small-batch Strawnana treats to our artisanal caramels, we use real fruit, natural sweeteners, and solvent-less MCT oil to ensure maximum bioavailability and a taste that stands alone.

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We know you want your relief fast.

Local Favorites: Order before 3 PM CST for same-day fulfillment. If you’re in the Twin Cities, stop by for curbside pickup or enjoy our same-day local delivery service.

Nationwide: We ship to all 50 states in discreet, unbranded packaging via USPS, UPS, or FedEx. Next-day air options are available to get your "bliss" to your door in record time.

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Questions about a dose? Curious about Lion's Mane? We’re always on standby. Use our Live Chat bubble to speak with a cannabis expert right here in Minneapolis. Whether you’re a first-timer or a seasoned grower, we’re here to help you navigate your journey.

Important Safety & Compliance (MN M.S. § 342.63)

Simply Crafted is committed to your safety. Please consume responsibly.

Expect the Onset: Edibles typically take 30 minutes to 2 hours to take effect. Do not "double dose" until you have waited at least 3 hours to feel the peak effects.

Intoxicating Effects: This product contains Delta-9 THC. Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery while under the influence.

Keep Out of Reach: All THC products should be stored in their original child-resistant packaging and kept away from children and pets.

Poison Control: If accidental ingestion occurs, call 1-800-222-1222 immediately.

Licensed & Regulated: Simply Crafted operates under MN License #LPDIS-L25-000020.

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FDA DISCLAIMER AND LEGAL DISCLOSURES:: All statements and products on this website have not been evaluated by the FDA, and no products sold by Simply Crafted are intended to treat, cure or prevent any diseases.

1. Impairment Effects and Expected Timing [M.S. § 342.63, subd. 6(a)(1)]

Cannabis, cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles (LPHEs), and hemp-derived consumer products can cause impairment by affecting mood, thoughts, perceptions, coordination, and decision-making due to the psychoactive compound Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). Ingestion (Edibles, Beverages, LPHEs) | Onset: 30 minutes to 2 hours | Peak Effects: 3 to 4 hours | Duration: Up to 12 hours (Residual effects up to 24 hours) | Adverse effects: Due to delayed onset, there is a higher risk of accidental overdose (THC poisoning). Symptoms of Over-Consumption (THC Poisoning): Excessive sleepiness, nausea, vomiting, rapid heart rate, slurred speech, severe anxiety, panic, or paranoia. In rare cases, temporary psychosis (hallucinations).


2. Operating Vehicles and Machinery [M.S. § 342.63, subd. 6(a)(2)]

You must not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery while under the influence of cannabis flower, cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, and hemp-derived consumer products.Cannabis use slows reaction time, impairs coordination, and impacts your ability to safely drive or operate equipment. Driving under the influence of any drug, including cannabis, is dangerous and illegal.​

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​3. Resources for Questions and Side Effects [M.S. § 342.63, subd. 6(a)(3)]

Customers may consult the following resources for questions about cannabis, its products, side effects, and adverse effects: Minnesota Department of Health (MDH) - Cannabis and Your Health: The MDH website provides comprehensive information on cannabis and health. A Healthcare Provider: Consult your doctor or healthcare professional before using cannabis, especially if you have pre-existing health conditions or are taking medications, as cannabis can interact with certain prescription drugs.  A Licensed Cannabis Professional (e.g., dispensary pharmacist/staff): For product-specific information or medical cannabis questions.

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4. Poison Control and Safety Hotline [M.S. § 342.63, subd. 6(a)(4)]

 Poison Control Center: Call 1-800-222-1222

Call immediately if a child consumes a THC product, even if they show no symptoms. Emergency Services: Call 911 if symptoms are severe or life-threatening.

 Safety Hotline/Website for Reporting Side Effects: A specific, dedicated state-mandated safety hotline/website for general public reporting may be established by the Office of Cannabis Management (OCM) in the future. For now, the most immediate safety resources are Poison Control and 911.


5. Substance Use Disorder Treatment Options [M.S. § 342.63, subd. 6(a)(5)]

If you are concerned about your cannabis use or are experiencing signs of dependency (Cannabis Use Disorder), treatment options are available:

 Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: Call 1-800-662-HELP (4357). This is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-year treatment referral and information service. The Minnesota Department of Human Services (DHS): Provides resources and information on state-funded substance use disorder treatment programs. Your Healthcare Provider: Can offer screening and referrals to local treatment providers, counseling, or support groups.

Disclaimer: This information is for customer safety and compliance with Minnesota law. It is not a substitute for professional medical advice.

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Safety & Legal: Must be 21+ to purchase. Keep out of reach of children. Use of cannabis while pregnant or breastfeeding may be harmful. Poison Control: 1-800-222-1222. Simply Crafted products are hemp-derived and compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill and MN Statutes 342. All seeds are sold as adult souvenirs/genetics and contain <0.3% THC.

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